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Sat, 14:25: RT @oclulouthinator: #gopdnd DM: the elves cast a spell to heal the land GOP: i use nullify magic DM: why? GOP: theres nothing wrong with i…
Sat, 14:25: RT @DangerCormick: DM: 8 yrs you've complained, so you're the DM now. GOP: AWESOME! *90 days later* GOPDM: What's "initiative" mean? old D…
Sat, 14:25: RT @Kevin_Boyd_: GOP: You were hit for 45 points of damage Player: I use my potion of healing GOP: It doesn't work, this is a preexisting…
Sat, 14:25: RT @NYNeoJoey: GOP: I cast Benghazi. DM: *sigh* She makes the saving throw. Again. GOP: I cast Benghazi. #GOPDnD
Sat, 14:25: RT @DonatelloEsq: If you're not following #GOPDnD, you're missing out. https://t.co/9QhinmpEH0
Sat, 14:26: RT @caine2000: DM: The priest casts a healing spell. GOP: I cast Repeal and Replace. DM: Replace with what? GOP: Believe me, it'll be treme…
Sat, 14:26: RT @BacchusFan: DM: A barbarian killed everyone in the tavern. PC: An isolated incident. DM: A drow was caught w/ a crossbow. PC: BEGIN THE…
Sat, 14:26: RT @strugglingawake: DM: City is under attack from flying enemies to the East GOP: I cast "Great Wall" to the South DM: But that's not GOP:…
Sat, 14:26: RT @BacchusFan: DM: A local virgin was attacked by a bridge troll. PC: No she wasn't. DM: There are witnesses. PC: So why was she on the b…
Sat, 14:27: RT @LinkedJourneys: DM: Orcs are approaching your party GOP: I attack my allies DM: But -- GOP: Have to show the orcs I'm not weak #GOPdnd

Sat, 14:27: RT @SarahJoSmiley: DM: The orc says all elves should die Elf: I punch him GOP: He's just expressing his beliefs. Punching him makes you wor…
Sat, 14:28: RT @Cjtuor: Trump: I roll a 20. GM: It clearly says 3 Trump: Highest role since Reagan. #GOPDnD
Sat, 14:28: RT @golf4miami: DM: You have 500 gold to use as you wish GOP: I build a giant fort and army DM: Your peasants starve GOP: BUT THEY ARE PROT…
Sat, 14:29: RT @vexingthoughts: Player: I'm the best dice roller. Nobody rolls higher than me. My stats are all 20s. DM: Can I see your character sheet…
Sat, 14:29: RT @SheisCede: DM: you rolled a critical failure. GOP: fake dice. #GOPDnD
Sat, 14:30: RT @existentialnick: DM:"The dragon rests on a hoard of gold." PC:"We gather the town's wealth and add it in. The dragon will surely create…
Sat, 14:39: RT @OneShotRPG: DM: Placing the relic on the altar restores life to the Worldtree. GOP: I remove the relic and use the altar to display my…
Sat, 14:39: RT @OneShotRPG: DM: The elves say their village was attacked by orcs and they need sanctuary. GOP: I lock the gate to the city and cast fir…
Sat, 14:40: RT @OneShotRPG: DM: The excited poor villagers name you their champion. GOP: I use my new influence to establish a debtors prison. #GOPDnD
Sat, 14:40: RT @OneShotRPG: GOP: I go up the ladder to escape the orcs. DM: The scared villagers follow you up. GOP: I kick the ladder over as I reach…

Sat, 14:43: DM: A flood destroys a village; villagers ask you to use emergency gold to aid them. PC: I keep the gold. It was a sanctuary village #GOPDnD

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