Let's Hope This Nightmare is Over

For those of you who are not in the know, our Governor's race has been a fierce one full of as much bipartisan bickering as you could imagine. We've had recounts and Dem vs. Rep court battles, with both Gregoire (D) and Rossi (R) being shown to suddenly have four or twenty-six or eight hundred uncounted votes. At one point, some of those "lost ballots" were found beneath a cafeteria tray at one of the recounts. Now, my opinion stands that Rossi is a slimy carsalesman, covered over with a layer of the Radical Right, and dressed up to look like a nice "family man." I'm not too fond of Gregoire, but ... well, I wasn't too fond of Kerry either. But like Bush, there was no way I wanted to see Rossi in the hot seat of our otherwise liberal state. (Liberal for the most part; that conservative voice, though small, is very loud and votes often.) So, if this nightmare is really over, we may actually have three liberals in the three major seats of government around here, and not just liberals, but women. ::beams::

The Devil Inside

I want to start hanging around outside gyms and Weight Watchers wearing a trench coat and stop people as they come out of there. "Psst. Hey." Look around carefully; open one side of the coat. "Want to buy a rice crispies treat? The first bite's free."

For an extra treat and a higher price, I'll have them with chocolate chips, too.

Gotta Get Back to Actual Work, But Before I Do:

( Lots of Memes/Quizzes )

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Post 15 facts about yourself, but five of them have to be made up.

Everyone then guesses which are the untrue ones.

Then, post this on your journal and see if I can guess which ones you're bluffing about!

1. I attempted to seduce someone in my family.

2. There are times when I seriously consider packing up all of my belongings, putting them in storage, and moving to China to teach English.

3. I believe I will become pregnant sometime this year from sex with a person I have yet to meet.

4. I always sleep in the nude during the summer.

5. I giggle right after a really good orgasm.

6. During the various times I have called into a radio show or been on television, everytime I get exceedingly nervous, my heart rate doubles, face warms to a nice shade of red, and I can't think straight so that I feel stupid for letting any words come out of my mouth. Yet I get a great, big kick out of performing on stage ... so long as there's no camera.

7. I have shoplifted many times, and was named by my friends in college the "Queen of Thieves."

8. I cry whenever I listen to MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech.

9. I'm very attracted to my roommate's new boyfriend, and am working hard to not seduce him, because what would I do with him once he found me interesting?

10. In my life I have learned (and forgotten) how to speak 7 different languages fluently.

11. I haven't had sexual intercourse with a man or woman in 447 days (at time of posting) [Assuming sex with men is VPI and sex with women is mutually penetrative (hands, toys) sex (i.e. both girls get fucked).]

12. I know how to code XHTML, Flash, and Perl.

13. My first sexual experience was with a girl, and we were both seven.

14. I think about sex all the time; it's my focus through which I see the world.

15. I want to cut my hair.