Commonly Confused Words Test

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You scored 100% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 72% Expert!
You have an extremly good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels's questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score. Take the test.

I only scored 72% expert? What did I get wrong? Argh! There is no way of checking answers and learning from this test. *bangs head on desk*

Anyway, trying to deal with minor panic attack. Why do I get like this? Must dig deeper when not struggling to breathe. Oh, I need spring!

( Not Dead, but Funny )

you gotta owe something sometimes
you gotta owe
when you're your momma's sunshine
you've got to give something sometimes
when you're the sweetest cherry
in an apple pie
i need some voodoo on these prunes
in the springtime of his voodoo
he was going to show me spring

Doctor Love

I have an instant crush on a doctor at Johns Hopkins now:



Isn't he yummy? Smart boys are sexy. Especially with those lips. Heheheheh. *girly giggles*

Oh, and the article is informative, too. I received a forward from a friend's mom about plastics and dioxins, but some of what she said didn't sit right with me. Sure enough, part of the letter was wholly inaccurate. Read on, babies, read on. Then kiss that mouth, 'cause he sorely deserves it . . . for um, fighting cancer, and stuff. *dies of teenage embarrassment*

P.S.
Yes, this post is pointless. Jen and I had a great talk, guidelines set, all is well. Yay, us! Kids, on the other hand, starve if we let them go three hours between feedings. They also turn belligerent for the rest of the night, and cause us to contemplate small-person decapitation. We will parade through the streets with their heads on pikes! Or ... not. She might give me grandchildren some day. If the world isn't totally fucked by then. Ahem. Stop staring at me that way. *hides*

P.S.2 [a.k.a. Edit]
His name isn't something I'd want to say in the throws of passion. Or at anytime. It looks like someone misspelled ROFL, and it comes out sounding like you're about to vomit. So, um. Maybe I'd just kiss him to keep us both from talking, and if I had to call him something, a pet name would suffice.

. . . There's something wrong with me.