I Should Have Seen This Coming

( Suddenly Seymore )

And in the words of jodawi: HUGE VATS OF MMMMMMEEEEEAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think those two things go quite charmingly together. Or something. I also think I'm tired. Anyone want a slightly used, nearly five year old girl-child? Going cheap. Comes with her own party supplies and clothing. You can dress her up and have a tea party!

Forgot to Mention

We watched Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade late last night, and Jen and I were discussing what they could have done with that temple. I mean sure you'd have to sit inside that damn cave for the rest of eternity with a knight constantly touting how wonderful it is to see you, but if you spent the first forty-five years getting a nice palace built up around you, had enough investments to keep you well stocked with the latest in lackies and global news, by that time you could start wiring the place in preparation for the internet. I mean, once you wi-fi the cave of the holy grail and get Amazon.com to deliver your computers and games, you're set for eternity. In fifty more years, just jack your brain in and live in cyberspace, thus reaching god-hood. Then again, would that constitute crossing the seal of the cave? Hm. More pondering needed.

And more fluffy cloud driving in my head followed by soft-core porn. I love my brain.