This just in:

I feel so loved.

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via jodawi (thanks, dear, you had me laughing quite loudly):

The Onion [2004] leads the market [2005], and I realize it's time for me to consider parody journalism.

Hamlet: Go North, My Son

via evilcupcakes:

12 Babes of Christmas nominations. Of course, I added her name, as well as a couple of my favorite girls. ;) I encourage anyone to flatter their favorite girl(s) with a nomination. Did I even read what this was all about? Nope. Do I care? Nope. It was just fun to think of all the wonderful girls I know, and add them to the list. Yay! :)

Top reasons I would like to lose weight

(or at least have less fat on my body):

1. To feel healthier and wear down my knees and spine less.

2. To be better able to train in martial arts and work toward the impossible goal of physical adept.

3. To fit into more of the clothes that make me feel as though I'm expressing my true self.

And the last one may or may not surprise you:

4. To be able to cross-dress passably and attractively. (Because I've not been able to successfully tape down my breasts since I played Frank 'n' Furter in High School.)

Don't get me wrong. I love my body. I feel far more comfortable in it far more often than I have since I was a child. I just want to feel comfortable in it all the time. Except when I'm sick or bloated from the P.M.S. It's unreasonable to expect constant perfection.

And on separate note: TEDDY BEARS! TWO! SNUGGLY! TEDDY BEARS! MINEMINEMINE!!!

I can catch the moon in my hand
Don't you know who I am?

( X-Men Quiz )