The Average of Their Ages is 10.

Ana: I'm going with you.
Me: No, you're not. The doctor said to stay off your foot.
Ana: But I want to go outside; it's such a nice day.
Me: 🎶I want to be where the people are ...🎶
Ana: No, that's not--
Me: 🎶I want to see, want to see them dancing. Walking around on those ... what do you call them again? Oh yeah, FEET. 🎶
Ana: Funny.
Me: I thought so.
C: I'll go with you, Mama.
Me: You want to go with me?
Ana: Yeah, everyone is going to go with you to get food.
C: No, Ana. You stay here. You have to stay off the foot.
Ana: No, I'm going with her.
C: No you're not!
Ana: Yes I am.
C: No you're not!
Ana: Yes I am.
(Ad infinitum.)