Heartland - wooHAH! That explains all the massive coronaries.
Although we here in Iowa call the area "Sinus Valley" since everyone who lives here suffers from migraines and sinus troubles that get worse every year - because of the river and the shit that flows up and down it. So would that make Iowa the leaky valve of the Heartlands?
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Date: 2005-09-05 04:39 am (UTC)Although we here in Iowa call the area "Sinus Valley" since everyone who lives here suffers from migraines and sinus troubles that get worse every year - because of the river and the shit that flows up and down it. So would that make Iowa the leaky valve of the Heartlands?