Can't Serve Two Masters, Can't I?

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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In February, I stopped chimamire from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In August, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In September, I exposed shai_of_osurka to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In March, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In November, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In December, I sacrificed damashita to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-80 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
indigopowder

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