Monday Zen: Turtle Orgasm

[neversremedy8]

You know how Jon Stewart has a moment of zen at the end of each show while the credits play? I bring you yours on a too (fucking) hot Monday. I present, Turtle Orgasm:

If that's too erotic for your taste, I offer you an alternative: Donald Duck's Family Tree!

Comments

[maiden-midwife.livejournal.com]

I'm sad because the lady turtle looks so bored.

[neversremedy.livejournal.com]

Don't be sad. She is bored, but I think she's ok with it. I love the "just let me know when he's finished" look on her face. I mean, really, how are you supposed to get excited when your clitoris isn't being stimulated well, your mate gets confused and starts banging a brick before banging you, his idea of foreplay is to nudge you foreward, and his penis looks like this (http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/upload/2007/04/turtle_penis1.jpg)?

Scratch that last bit. Proportionally, that is rather sizeable for a turtle. Maybe she's the silent type? ;)