Regarding HP:BP

[neversremedy8]

Ok, I realize that many of you either already have or very soon will have a copy of Harry Potter and the Blood Prince, but I'm probably not going to have a copy for another few months. Therefore, if you are going to put spoilers out there, please place them behind a cut, and be careful of what you place in icons. A simple phrase can give away far more than you realize. Just think of how much I figured out about Revenge of the Sith from the toys on Amazon.com. Now, realistically, I should probably take metaquotes and all of the HP communities completely off of my daily reading rotation until I've read it--actually, I should probably just avoid LJ until then--but let's face it, I'm addicted. So please, consider those less fortunate than you who did not get a copy at midnight. Remember, the lj-cut is your friend. Happy reading!

(I'll be happy to provide soup and refreshments to those who pull an all-nighter to read it before dawn. Especially if you let me borrow it. *wicked grins*)


Avey works for a bookstore, so you can imagine what she's going through tonight. She's even put together a Ravenclaw boarding school outfit (that's my good little drama friend). We were debating what happens at the end of the series and it lead to something else:

RainWolf25 (1:46:38 PM): yes. I'm trying not to think about it
Ravenlace (1:46:48 PM): *comfort*
RainWolf25 (1:46:53 PM): I'm pretty sure Harry's gonna die. I read Joseph Campbell, I know what's up. *L*
Ravenlace (1:47:03 PM): *laughs*
Ravenlace (1:47:44 PM): Well, it's supposed to be that one has to die to gain the other's powers, right? But then again, there was the hint that they'd both have to die at the same time. *shrugs* Hard to say.
RainWolf25 (1:48:16 PM): yeah, that's what It hink ... I think he'll have to sacrifice himself to destroy voldie. *nods*
RainWolf25 (1:48:21 PM): but time will tell *gig*
Ravenlace (1:48:24 PM): If she does kill off Harry ... heh ... she'll have to move to a place far, far from any major cities or else she'll be eaten alive. Literally. Rabid fan girls.
RainWolf25 (1:48:36 PM): *L* noshit
Ravenlace (1:48:38 PM): Maybe she could live in the Arctic?
Ravenlace (1:48:52 PM): I loved the Simpsons episode to England.
RainWolf25 (1:48:53 PM): just talking about this in another window, actually *LOL*
RainWolf25 (1:49:03 PM): no cable, haven't seen simpsons in years...
Ravenlace (1:49:12 PM): Lisa runs into JK Rowling
RainWolf25 (1:49:22 PM): sweet *L*
Ravenlace (1:49:22 PM): She asks, "Ms. Rowling, how does it end?"
JK says (in a testy voice), "He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?"
Lisa says dreamily, "Yeeeessss."
Ravenlace (1:50:59 PM): *sighs* What will the shippers do if Harry dies?
RainWolf25 (1:51:18 PM): *LOL*
Ravenlace (1:51:23 PM): No more Harry/Hermione, Harry/Ron, Harry/Snape, Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny ...
RainWolf25 (1:51:35 PM): *L*
Ravenlace (1:51:36 PM): La-la-fucking-la! *snickers*
RainWolf25 (1:51:37 PM): Harry/Hagrid
Ravenlace (1:51:40 PM): EEeeeew.
Ravenlace (1:51:48 PM): That's worse than the Harry/Dumbledore one.
RainWolf25 (1:51:50 PM): never actually saw that
RainWolf25 (1:51:57 PM): but DID see Hermione/Hagrid
Ravenlace (1:51:58 PM): Or Harry/Lucius.
RainWolf25 (1:51:58 PM): oh GOD!
RainWolf25 (1:52:00 PM): Why??
Ravenlace (1:52:05 PM): I've seen Hermione/Lucius
RainWolf25 (1:52:08 PM): well Lucius is at least sexy *L*
Ravenlace (1:52:12 PM): Yeah, no shit.
RainWolf25 (1:52:18 PM): quoi? *LOL*
Ravenlace (1:52:35 PM): I saw Dumbledore/McGonagal, but it's not a far stretch.
RainWolf25 (1:52:43 PM): certainly not
Ravenlace (1:53:16 PM): I read a VERY bad one in which Snape befriends Hermione, and because of some new law imposing young witches to be forced to marry, Lucius and Draco fight it out. Draco wins her, and does ... really tacky things to her.
RainWolf25 (1:53:33 PM): lord
Ravenlace (1:53:46 PM): Oh gods, what else? Draco/Slytherin Captain of Quidditch team?
RainWolf25 (1:53:54 PM): *LOL* why??
Ravenlace (1:54:13 PM): Draco likes it rough? He even gets pierced nipples so he can be humiliated by whats-his-name.
RainWolf25 (1:54:28 PM): *ROFLMAO*
Ravenlace (1:54:56 PM): I loved the icon I saw where Draco's writing out something in class: "Mr. Draco Malfoy-Potter. Mr. Draco Potter. Mr & Mr. Harry Potter."
RainWolf25 (1:55:14 PM): *LOL*
Ravenlace (1:55:19 PM): I thought you'd like that one.
RainWolf25 (1:55:27 PM): that's fucking hysterical
Ravenlace (1:55:47 PM): I'm not much into writing fanfiction, but I kinda .. .sorta ... want to write out a Hermione/Snape bath tub scene in which she agrees she might like him if only he'd bathe more often.
RainWolf25 (1:56:49 PM): *LOL* that's hysterical
Ravenlace (1:56:56 PM): "Professor Snape brews a cup of glory. Interesting enough, it tastes rather like coffee."
RainWolf25 (1:57:09 PM): I've always been a fan of Hermione/Lupin myself *giggle*
Ravenlace (1:57:15 PM): Mm. Lupin.
RainWolf25 (1:57:22 PM): *L* I know, right?
Ravenlace (1:57:27 PM): I like the Lupin/Black, of course.
RainWolf25 (1:57:38 PM): well that's the obvious one of course *L*
RainWolf25 (1:58:06 PM): it just works so well
Ravenlace (1:58:09 PM): There's one convo that gets me:
Lupin: Harry, I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Lupin: Yes, that too.
Harry: WHAT???
Lupin: Oops. Too much information.
RainWolf25 (1:58:36 PM): *LOL*
RainWolf25 (1:59:51 PM): that's fucking hysterical
Ravenlace (1:59:53 PM): Jodawi just IM'd me, and it popped up in the middle of my recitation for you, and I mentioned him popping up in the midst of the Potter conversation. He said "popping potter" ... and I responded "Mm. Potter pops."

We should sell those. Everyone would want to suck on them.
RainWolf25 (2:00:32 PM): oh hell yes
Ravenlace (2:00:49 PM): Instead of little otters on the plastic, we'll have pictures of skinny boys in glasses. :)
Ravenlace (2:01:10 PM): We just have to get the rights. They'll only come in one flavor: peach.
RainWolf25 (2:01:13 PM): *L* hell yes!
Ravenlace (2:01:15 PM): *snickers*
RainWolf25 (2:01:25 PM): my other two potter fans concur, they wish to slap down money for potter pops
Ravenlace (2:01:30 PM): *laughs*
Ravenlace (2:01:42 PM): I'll start whipping some up. Should they be a tad salty, do you think?
RainWolf25 (2:01:48 PM): oh yes.
Ravenlace (2:01:51 PM): I could use some form of gatorade.
Ravenlace (2:02:30 PM): The campaign slogan can read: Have you sucked a Potter (pop) today?
RainWolf25 (2:02:46 PM): *giggle*
Ravenlace (2:03:12 PM): Ok. Must get us down for a nap! *hugs* I'm saving this conversation. Will probably put it up later with a warning to my LJ friends. :) Have fun, lovey.
RainWolf25 (2:03:24 PM): *gig* you too *huggles*

Comments

[hadrian.livejournal.com]

You know what? I'll send you my book as soon as I'm done with it.

[neversremedy.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks. That's really not necessary. I'll survive without for a little while. I did with the last one. :)