Under the Category of Things You Never Expected to Say:

[neversremedy8]

"Gwyn, no! Don't eat the Q-tip!"

The worst part was wrestling it from his mouth and shooing him away from the trash can in the bathroom because he just kept trying to get it back out. *facepalm*

Comments

[rubberduckgrrl.livejournal.com]

Substitute "Q-tip" with "rubber" and then imagine your father, brother, and step-mother within listening distance.

I don't blush often, but that situation did it. :)

[neversremedy.livejournal.com]

Ha! Thank you for sharing. That is a far better example. ^_^

[jrsp.livejournal.com]

Mine was...
"No, I've seen hate sex, and *that* wasn't it"

[neversremedy.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Gods, I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything.

Do I want to know what was going on when *that* was said?

[ladyallyn.livejournal.com]

insert: Jaeger

repeat: at least weekly

Teaches one to be mindful of where the Q-tips are disposed of...

[neversremedy.livejournal.com]

But WHY Q-TIPS?!? I mean, can you tell me why out of all the things in a bathroom trash bin, the cats would want used q-tips? He was *digging* for it with his nose! *headdesk*