In Russia, Vagina Owns YOU*
Jul. 7th, 2009 11:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
neversremedy8I know, I know, it's Fark, but the title came from today's fark link about a Russian woman to break a world record** ... with her vagina. What some of the posters fail to realize is that if she can lift 14 kilos with her vaginal muscles, chances are, her taco isn't going to be the loose clam they're imagining it to be. Even if it was large, I'm sure if she needed it to be tight she could make it so.
Wait, now why am I think of Captain Picard in tight pants? I get sidetracked easily, but the point is, with that kind of control, there's no end to the amounts of pleasure (or pain) she could bring to a male partner's member. Talk about accommodating!
*No disrespect to any Russian readers, in fact, it could be taken as a compliment. ^_^
**May not be true? I'm not sure this has been substantiated, but it makes for good discussion, nevertheless. Substantiated. Check out some of the images offered by posters, including the "Kegelcizer" from Futurama. La!
Also, female date-rapist is on trial, but one of her victims won't press charges:
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mango_tart isn't happy I left her out of the discussion, or more importantly didn't put this in her journal. It's difficulty living with a mango that has a mind--and voice--of her own.
Wait, now why am I think of Captain Picard in tight pants? I get sidetracked easily, but the point is, with that kind of control, there's no end to the amounts of pleasure (or pain) she could bring to a male partner's member. Talk about accommodating!
*No disrespect to any Russian readers, in fact, it could be taken as a compliment. ^_^
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Also, female date-rapist is on trial, but one of her victims won't press charges:
At present, the police know about ten of Valeria’s victims, although one of them refused to file a complaint against her.
“It was great,” the unnamed man said.
“I like hot women. I only wish she hadn't use the clonidine on me.”
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mango_tart isn't happy I left her out of the discussion, or more importantly didn't put this in her journal. It's difficulty living with a mango that has a mind--and voice--of her own.
