Live Your Lives in Sin and Misery

I've Never Smoked Pot
I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
I've Never Been To Japan
I've Never Been In A Taxi
I've Never Been In Love
I've Never Had Sex In Public
I've Never Been Dumped
I've Never Done Cocaine
I've Never Shoplifted
I've Never Been Fired
I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
I've Never Had Group Intercourse
I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
I've Never Been Tied Up
I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
I've Never Been Arrested
I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
I've Never Stolen Something From My Job
I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
I've Never Lied To A Friend
I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
I've Never Been To Europe
I've Never Skipped School
I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I've Never Had Sex At The Office
I've Never Been Married
I've Never Been Divorced
I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
I've Never Posed Nude
I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
I've Never Killed Anyone
I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
I've Never Eaten Sushi
I've Never Been Snowboarding
I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party
I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
I've Never Flashed Anyone
I've Never Met Anyone From Online

Synchronicity II

::still laughing::

Jennifer just walked in after buying a desk from Craigslist. I saw it in the hall and went to help her when I realized it looked like the same style of desk I had when I was in Shoreline during my high school years. I walked up in disbelief to find that it has all of the same marks that were on it when I had it as a teenager. Some of the stains on the wood had been sanded off by the previous owner (who is currently living in Edmonds), but the purple and blue marks from my painting and the stains along the laquer are all in the right spot. It's even missing the same screws that used to hold it together, and now Jennifer owns it after all of these years! HA!

The universe is playful, and likes to make moves like this with me now and then. Just think of the time when I found two of my cats living with the woman about to be my new apartment manager! HA! LALALALALALA!

And for those of you who haven't seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, go see it! Again!